"This is my furst tyme doin' somethin' lyke this, an' I'm not entir'ly sure on what ta say. I guess all that needs ta be sayd is this: Bio...Whatever-It's-Called is an amazin' gayme that EV'RY red-blooded Amurican NEEDS ta play. That is, if ya don't wanna be lab'led a Commie. You don't wanna be lab'led a Commie, now...do yoo? Nah, I didn't thank so.
HALLELUJAH AND PRAISE BABY JESUS IN THE GODDAMNED CRIB!!"
*This is obviously layered parody and satire (buy the ticket, take the ride)
Don Ronnie's Bioshock: Infinite Review | This-Here Vidya Game Is Tha Amurican Dream!!