I was sitting around the other day when C[R]APCOM decided to hit my ass up, out of nowhere. They were like, look, we need to sell this new game we made and no one has ever heard of it before. They say, look, we need the almost mythical Ronin Yeti Studio and its front man - THE Ronin Yeti - to create an "epic" commercial to promote this new product to all of the cool kids. I told them, hey...look, no prob'; and it was a done-fucking-deal.
Strap on that bib - all you puritans and degenerates, alike - 'cause we about to drink up! And don't forget to buy 4K MOMMY MILKERS, I mean Resident Evil Village, todaaay!
*This is obviously layered parody and satire (buy the ticket, take the ride)